There's a Japanese dad joke about ikura and asking how much it costs, but I'm going to leave that alone and just tell you that here we have salmon roe sushi socks.

Salmon Roe Sushi Socks

Shrimp sushi socks, both a charming alliteration, and an awe inspiring reality. Wear ebi on your feet. Or don't, I'm a description on an online shop, not the thought police. But you'll want to click here if you want shrimp sushi socks.

Shrimp Ebi Sushi Socks

Tuna (Maguro) sushi socks packaged to look like cute sushi. Makes a great gift, or just something fun to wear out to, well, sushi or something.

Tuna Maguro Sushi Socks

So how many of your friends currently have trout sushi socks? ZERO. Because that's how unique they are and how unique you will be when you are wearing them.

Masuzushi Trout Sushi Socks

A special priced 5 piece set (5 pairs!) for easy take-out! Ikura, ebi, tako, salmon and tuna sushi socks all ready to go!

Sushi Sock Set: 5 types of sushi socks (5 pair)

We’ve picked out our best and put it in a set for you. Included in your sushi combo are Shrimp, Tuna, and Trout Sushi Sock. YUM

Sushi Socks Trio

Salmon sushi socks packaged to look like sushi, but can actually be worn as socks which is a good thing because they're socks and all. Wear out to dinner, to bridal showers, you know, all the typical sushi type places.

Salmon Sushi Socks

Tako sushi socks. Octopus sushi. Socks. There's surprisingly less to say about something as magnificent as octopus sushi socks than you’d think. Sent to you with love from California. THE sushi socks.

Octopus Tako Sushi Socks

So you've always wanted to wear egg sushi on your feet but never knew where to buy sushi socks?? O.M.G.!~ It's kismet! Or "Un" (Japanese for "Luck"). Why? BECAUSE WE SELL TAMAGO SUSHI SOCKS!

Tamago Egg Sushi Socks